Limited Edition Pull n Peel Grape Twizzlers

This is my first candy review.
I have successfully locked myself in the hall  closet away from my wife where I can eat this in peace.
We will start with an interview.
1.Interview
Kandy King: So, Limited Edition Pull n Peel Grape Twizzler, gosh your name's a mouthful! (no pun intended, seriously.) I'll call you LEPNPGT instead.
LEPNPGT: Pardon?
KK: Never mind. I'm here to interview you.
LEPNPGT: Gee, I've never been interviewed before.
KK: That's because nobody in the world else is psycho enough to talk to a piece of candy. You are dealing with the Kandy King! Now, what's it feel like to be a piece of candy?
LEPNPGT: Horrible. One minute you're on a nice machine being processed, distributed into bags, riding in trucks, being shelved, when all of a sudden a human rips you off your nice comfy shelf, opens your bag, and since I'm  pull n peel, rips you into NINE INDIVIDUAL PIECES  and you are eaten messily. Wait a minute, what's that evil look in your eye, what's going on- (gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
We will now describe this candy using the 6 senses
2. The Six Senses
A. Seeing: This Grape Twizzler has nine pieces formed into a 3 by 3 candlestick figure. It is a fine shade of purple, but darker than the one in the rainbow twizzlers pack.
B. Feeling: Sticky, softer then regular twizzlers like all pull n peels, and has a strange feeling of Play Do, but thicker and harder
C. Smelling: Smells like the same artificial grapeness in a grape laffy taffy. Also has, very mysteriously, part of the sweet smell of Play Do! But in a good way, however.
D. Hearing: See Interview
E. FINALLY! TASTING!
Soft and chewy...no taste of grape laffy taffy...similiar taste as rainbow twizzler grape but with a more intense grape flavor... not too strong of a grape flavor... a little tart... did I just detect a hint of lemon?... sticks to your teeth... just picked up a little saltiness... just tasted a bit of chemical... AWESOME!!!
F. Yiddish:: Zer Git
 3. Overall Rating: 7 out of 10
4. Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Enriched Wheat Flour (Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, and Folic Acid); Sugar; Contains 2% or less of: Palm Oil, Glyceryl Monostearate, Salt, Cornstarch, Glycerin, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Artificial Color (Blue 1, Red 40), Potassium Sorbate (Preservative) Sulfur Dioxide to maintain freshness.    
5. Company :  The Hershey Company
6. Hechsher: OU
Note: This candy is limited edition, so if you like it a lot, write to/call  the Hershey Company and tell them. (The Hershey Company. Hershey, Pennsylvania 17033-0815, U.S.A. or call toll-free weekdays 9-4 ET 1-800-468-1714) Who knows? If they get enough letters and calls, it could be a regular product. White Reese's and White Kit Kat used to be limited edition, but because of popular demand they kept them    
This is the Kandy King signing off