This is my fourth review. It is on- well you have probably learned by this time that I will tell you to read the title, but alas, I am going to tell you that it is about Twizzlers Cherry Bites. Ha! In your face! We will start with an interview.
1. Interview
The Kandy King: So........Twizzlers Cherry Bites...............I got nothing to talk about so...........why don't we shake things up a bit and you talk about yourself?
Twizzlers Cherry Bites: Sure. Us Twizzlers Bites are small, bumpy, and addictive. We're known for being one of the "movie theater candies" and being sold in movie theaters all over the world. Try our other flavor, Black Liccorice.
KK: Don't mind if I do. Moving right along.............
2. The Six Senses
A. Seeing: a small, flat red rectangle with four bumps on top and five airholes. I personally love the shape.
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B.Feeling: bumpy and smooth. Weird, huh?
C. Smelling: sweet and fruity
D. Hearing: See Interview, as always.
E. Tasting: Sweet and mellowy... no sourness at all, just sweet...VERY chewy... completely addictive...love the cherry flavor... INCREDIBLE!
F. Yiddish: ploimdik
3. Overall Rating: 9 out of 10
4. Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Wheat Flour, Sugar, Cornstarch, Contains 2% or less of: Palm Oil, Salt, Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid, Glycerin, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Artificial Color (Red 40), Soy Lecithin.
5. Company: The Hershey Company
6. Hechsher: OU
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This is my third review, which is about what the title says. I have never heard of this brand of chocolate but my mother recommended and donated it to me. I would now like to publicly thank her. Ahem. Thank you Mother for recommending and donating me this bar of chocolate We will start with an interview.
1. Interview
Kandy King: Mr. Truffle Bar, I have never seen or heard of you until today, so will you please tell me a little about yourself?
Mr. Truffle Bar: In 1926 Godiva was founded in Belgium-
KK: Wait I thought Switzerland makes chocolate and Belgium makes waffles.
MTB: I will now clarify to the world that Belgians DO NOT live off waffles! Seriously, we've got to eat another things, don't you think?
KK. I suppose. Anyway, I was born in Switzerland and as a child, I practically lived off chocolate. Speaking of which I think this interview and your life are both over. In you go!
2. The Six Senses
A. Seeing: a 4 (1x4) squared (thick squares) bar with a capital letter "G" on each piece
B. Feeling: Regular hard milk chocolate
C. Smelling: Regular milk chocolate, but not a trace of caramel or apple
D . Hearing: See Interview
E. Tasting: VERY creamy milk chocolate... thick rich sweet caramel... tartish cinnamony apple jam
F. Yiddish: Fantastish!
3. Overall Rating: 9 out of 10
4. Ingredients: Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate Liquor, Skim Milk, Milk, Butteroil, Soy Lecithin (Emulsifier), Natural Flavor,), Heavy Cream, Sorbitol, White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milk, Skim Milk Soy Lecithin (Emulsifier), Tocopherols (Antioxidant), Natural Flavor) Sorn Syrup, Sugar, Dried Apples, Invert Sugar, Natural Flavor, Soy Lecithin (Emulsifier), Malic Acid Cinnamon.
5. Company: Godiva Chocolatier
6. Hechsher: OUD
7. Cholov Yisroel Status: This Truffle Bar is NOT Cholov Yisroel.
Note: This flavor is possibly a seasonal item, I am not sure when it is available
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This is my second review. This review is on... DUH! Hershey's Drops Cookies n Cream! Don't you read titles? We will start with an interview.
1. Interview
Kandy King: Mr. Hershey's Drop, let's learn a little background info about yo. When were you invented?
Mr. Hershey's Drop: Actually, I am brand new.
KK: Oh, I see. But, what is your purpose? No offense, but you taste exactly the same as a regular Hershey's Cookies n Cream Bar.
MHD: Well, I am made for short snacking. Instead of eating a whole Hershey's Cookies n Cream Bar, you just open my bag, eat a few of me, and zip me back up.
KK: Interesting. I am sorry Mr. Hershey's Drop, but I've stood in front of you long enough, 2 minutes to be exact (Hey is that a record?) and I am going to messily gobble you down like there is no tomorrow. Goodbye.
2. The Six Senses
A. Seeing: This drop in front of me is the shape of an M&M, but bigger. It is a brownish white (but mostly white) with visible dark brown chocolate cookie chunks. Printed in light brown on the front of this drop is the word "Hershey's"
B.Feeling: Feels smooth and marble like but not that hard.
C.Smelling: smells EXACTLY like a vanilla milkshake, but no detection of chocolate at all.
D. Hearing: See interview
E. Tasting: Has an amazing resemblance to a vanilla milkshake...creamy creamy white chocolate...crunchy chocolate cookie exactly like crushed oreo...unique detection of delicious nuttiness. STUPENDOUS!
F. Yiddish: Batamt!
3. Overall Rating: 8 out of 10
4. Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetable Oil (Cocoa Butter, Palm, Shea, Sunflower, and/or Safflower Oil), Nonfat Milk, Corn Syrup Solids, Cornstarch, Milk Fat, Contains 2% or less of: Cocoa Processed with Alkali, Modified Cornstarch, Confectioner's Glaze, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Soy Lecithin, Salt, Artificial Flavor, Tocopherols to maintain freshness, PGPR, Emulsifier, Artificial Color (Red 40 Lake, Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 2 Lake)
5. Company: The Hershey Company.
6. Hechsher OUD
7. Cholov Yisroel Status: This product is NOT Cholov Yisroel.
Note: Thank you to the Jolly Rancher Jester for assisting me with this post and donating me some of his Drops.
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This is my first candy review.
I have successfully locked myself in the hall closet away from my wife where I can eat this in peace.
We will start with an interview.
1.Interview
Kandy King: So, Limited Edition Pull n Peel Grape Twizzler, gosh your name's a mouthful! (no pun intended, seriously.) I'll call you LEPNPGT instead.
LEPNPGT: Pardon?
KK: Never mind. I'm here to interview you.
LEPNPGT: Gee, I've never been interviewed before.
KK: That's because nobody in the world else is psycho enough to talk to a piece of candy. You are dealing with the Kandy King! Now, what's it feel like to be a piece of candy?
LEPNPGT: Horrible. One minute you're on a nice machine being processed, distributed into bags, riding in trucks, being shelved, when all of a sudden a human rips you off your nice comfy shelf, opens your bag, and since I'm pull n peel, rips you into NINE INDIVIDUAL PIECES and you are eaten messily. Wait a minute, what's that evil look in your eye, what's going on- (gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
We will now describe this candy using the 6 senses
2. The Six Senses
A. Seeing: This Grape Twizzler has nine pieces formed into a 3 by 3 candlestick figure. It is a fine shade of purple, but darker than the one in the rainbow twizzlers pack.
B. Feeling: Sticky, softer then regular twizzlers like all pull n peels, and has a strange feeling of Play Do, but thicker and harder
C. Smelling: Smells like the same artificial grapeness in a grape laffy taffy. Also has, very mysteriously, part of the sweet smell of Play Do! But in a good way, however.
D. Hearing: See Interview
E. FINALLY! TASTING!
Soft and chewy...no taste of grape laffy taffy...similiar taste as rainbow twizzler grape but with a more intense grape flavor... not too strong of a grape flavor... a little tart... did I just detect a hint of lemon?... sticks to your teeth... just picked up a little saltiness... just tasted a bit of chemical... AWESOME!!!
F. Yiddish:: Zer Git
3. Overall Rating: 7 out of 10
4. Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Enriched Wheat Flour (Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, and Folic Acid); Sugar; Contains 2% or less of: Palm Oil, Glyceryl Monostearate, Salt, Cornstarch, Glycerin, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Artificial Color (Blue 1, Red 40), Potassium Sorbate (Preservative) Sulfur Dioxide to maintain freshness.
5. Company : The Hershey Company
6. Hechsher: OU
Note: This candy is limited edition, so if you like it a lot, write to/call the Hershey Company and tell them. (The Hershey Company. Hershey, Pennsylvania 17033-0815, U.S.A. or call toll-free weekdays 9-4 ET 1-800-468-1714) Who knows? If they get enough letters and calls, it could be a regular product. White Reese's and White Kit Kat used to be limited edition, but because of popular demand they kept them
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Well, well.
Looks like you've come across my blog.
Now you will probably say to yourself " Pu-leez. This is just another lame-o copycat candy reviewing blog."
Well I am here to tell you that this isn't an ordinary candy blog.
This candy blog reviews American candies (Hershey , Wonka etc.), and also Israeli candies such as products from Elite. That's right. This blog only reviews kosher candy. (if you haven't figured that out right now, please talk to your therapist immediately.) However, do not fear, my dear friends. You do not have to be Jewish to like this blog. It reviews plenty of candy you know about and would like to hear a review of, I assure you. Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and read my reviews! No one's stopping you! (Except your dentist and possibly wife. But if they are like mine, then get a laptop! After all this is where I'm writing from.)
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